Klusperanto
Geplaatst op juli 7, 2009 | Gearchiveerd onder Geen categorie | Reageer
‘Mister Hans! Listen, wir mussen praten kucken slapkammer where you want radiator.’
‘Oké, moment, ik show you position. Come mit me. Pozycja!’
‘Ha ha, mister Hans speak Polish.’
‘Njet, just woordenboek, wörterbuch, eh….
‘Da! Slownik. Lexicon!’
‘Oké. So, morgen: wieviel guys?’
‘Eh, Arek, Marek, Jarek, Darek, Jarek, Barek.’
‘Oké, also six leute. And what are they?’
‘People! Polish people!’
‘Yes, I know, but trade, eh…dicipline?’
‘Yes! Discipline gut! Everything gut!’
‘No I mean eh… specialité?’
‘Ah, rzemios! Fachmeister! Eh, stolarz, malarz, dacharz, murarz, stukarz, dekarz.’
‘Juist. Eh…’
‘Aber multiprofessional!
‘Oké.’
‘So now, mister Hans, where machen radiator?’
‘Ah, yes. Sie kommen, ich showen. Radiator, eh…. plusminus… híer.’
‘Ah, oké. You havet pencil? How you call, potlootje?’
‘Yes, potlood. No, I not havet.’
‘Jarek, Darek, Arek, Marek, Tarek, Garek! Olowek!’
‘Ah, Olowek? Neue guy?’
‘Nein! Olowek is pencil! Olowek! Hahaha! Mister Hans speak polish!’
‘Ja, haha! So, allright, see, Ich machen line, mit owolek…’
‘Wek! Olowek!’
‘Oké. With olowek, line, hier and hier. See? Thére kommen radiator.’
‘Oké mister Hans. Tomorrow we fix.’
‘Not today?’
‘Impossible!’
‘Why?’
‘Ah, mister Hans, today many working leute machen project problems haben yes plan no plan change plan sagen yes machen nein for alles making neue people finish first demolition later construction making plan plan where is plan alles crazy bullshit total chaos!’
‘Yes, but aber…’
‘Listen, oké, I talk to guys, maybe arbeiten zatterdag zonderdag, beetje roestig, kucken, couple guys, couple hours, making cv, making roof, mit schorstein, ketel, isolatie, tam tam, alles netjes, alles goed, machen gieps, plientjes, elektra, alles finish boem boem fertig klaar punt nl.’
‘Ja, aber but…’
‘And now I have to go appointment, many working situation, finish große project in Sintmichelsgasstel, so please please please mister Hans: tomorrow. I garantiere for sure.’
‘Hm, oké. Aber tomorrow he? Eh, jutro!’
‘Yes! Jutro – goed.’
‘Because otherwise I eh…’
‘Yes?’
‘Ik eh….’
‘Hahaha, mister Hans maken grapje. Also bingo, tot ziens, thank you later, I go.’
‘Eh, oké.’
‘Pozniej!’
‘Posnië?’
‘Yes, is later, in Polish.’
‘Ah!’
‘Pozniej.’
‘Pozzznjiejj.’
‘Haha, you practice. So, bingo ciao auf wiedersehen Mister Hans, I calling you from car!’
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